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Dadnerds & Dadtards

by DASTARD

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1.
The holiday season is over and Theresa Roemers closet isn't big enough. Handled a gun at the wrong time but at least I wore some gloves. Strips clubs are as overrated as this song will be underplayed. She said I don't make sense. She knows I'm a bad scent. Considering k9's keep coming my way, fiending for drug busts to meet their masters' quotas. Defeat those bastard morons. The season is over. It went ok. The season is over. I'm doing ok. THE SEASON IS OVER WE"RE DOING OK I want to be the snowflake falling underneath the street lamp late in the evening, but I don't ever want to hit the ground. The roads turn white to shit-colored clumps of let down. Floating for eternity; I will stay pure.
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Brainergy 04:52
Your pursuit to improve yourself appears to be productive. The rough roads haven't slowed your trip, and the pen composing your story fails to be obstructed. Your hands have slaved to write this and there's still so much to edit; Revisions to be made to the current, and future chapters to be dealt with. Finding yourself overwhelmed, stress can begin to kick in. Your mind might choose the worst for you, focusing on the wicked events you've been through. But STAY STRONG. How hard have you worked to reach where you have gone? Have you not traveled with a purpose? What keeps you carrying on? Whatever goals you've set are crucial to be met because that energy in the brain does not remain permanent. Decay will take its place and rot out any trace of flesh. I know it's hard to hear, but you will never ever post-pone death. In an instance, your body could be lifeless but I promise life itself will continue at a constant. It's the way that she goes: Await to decompose, then hope whatever happens next is worth all of the sorrow. Your legacy is in your control. Do your best to leave with success. Do your best to settle your regrets. You have the ability to perfect this planet for each and every living thing; unholy or divine. Please do your part, and I promise I'll do mine.

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released November 20, 2015

Written and Recorded by Kaylor Osborn & Stephen Oestreich.
Mastered and Produced by Tyler Duffus in his dungeon.

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